This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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