I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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