the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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