Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
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