that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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