no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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