She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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