I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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