I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
You're like the curious george of whores
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
