it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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