Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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