How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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