your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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