fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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