is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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