He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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