you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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