VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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