I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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