gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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