You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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