Don't you send me to vm
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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