I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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