Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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