Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
