just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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