u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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