Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Two words: blizzard sex
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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