Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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