Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
