if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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