garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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