I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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