4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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