I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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