No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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