fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Did I show you my penis last night?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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