guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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