glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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