Kiss
Puke
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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