Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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