Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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