Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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