we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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