problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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