i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
