I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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