Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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