I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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