I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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